compact CRTs with built-in VCRs, truly the greatest treasure of 2001

why am i watching the fast and the furious? no one knows

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i thought this was tokyo drift, but it's a 90s high school comedy??

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ohhhh i get it this was back when the three strikes law meant you got sent to tokyo after your third conviction

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so far this is just '30 year old high schooler tries to race, totals his car, is given a better one' i've never seen a purer example of failing up

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this is hands down the fucking weirdest movie i've ever seen

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'so if you don't drift to win, what do you drift for?'

'you really want to know?'

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dwayne the rock johnson is going to do a crime because he's the most swole cop

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fast and furious is the powerful anti cop message our children need

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everyone keeps asking han when he's going to tokyo and he's like chill out that's when tokyo drift happens i need to live long enough to be in more movies

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did they do trick perspective to make dwayne rock johnson's head even bigger

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lmao they fuckin green screened this

did vincent diesel and dwayne rock johnson have a falling out or something

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lmfao F7 finally catches up to tokyo drift in the retconned timeline so lucas black is still supposed to be a high schooler

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every car in fast and furious is parked with the keys left in the ignition

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'the thing about street fights? the street always wins'

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and making her kiss vin diesel, indignity on top of indignity

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white dreads charlize theron explaining choice theory :blobcatcoffee:

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it's insanely fucked up that there's no ramsey/cipher fic where ramsey explains to cipher how gross her white dreads are then cuts them off, in a sexy way

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the next two are justin lin so hopefully they'll get better again

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