compact CRTs with built-in VCRs, truly the greatest treasure of 2001
why am i watching the fast and the furious? no one knows
paul walker: the original RINO
is this gay
when i was in high school i tried to teach this guy final cut pro
this is the most not 2011 movie i've ever seen
i thought this was tokyo drift, but it's a 90s high school comedy??
i'm so confused
ohhhh i get it this was back when the three strikes law meant you got sent to tokyo after your third conviction
so far this is just '30 year old high schooler tries to race, totals his car, is given a better one' i've never seen a purer example of failing up
this is hands down the fucking weirdest movie i've ever seen
'so if you don't drift to win, what do you drift for?'
'you really want to know?'
[lebowski voice] that creep can drift, man
tfw there are a lot of side menus for data entry
she's not idf anymore but she still sucks han
dwayne the rock johnson is going to do a crime because he's the most swole cop
fast and furious is the powerful anti cop message our children need
everyone keeps asking han when he's going to tokyo and he's like chill out that's when tokyo drift happens i need to live long enough to be in more movies
did they do trick perspective to make dwayne rock johnson's head even bigger
lmao they fuckin green screened this
did vincent diesel and dwayne rock johnson have a falling out or something
lmfao F7 finally catches up to tokyo drift in the retconned timeline so lucas black is still supposed to be a high schooler
One Perfect Shot
every car in fast and furious is parked with the keys left in the ignition
learned a new sex move today
@catalina actual plot of the jg ballard novel "crash"
@prophet_goddess also the cult pixar film 'cars'
@catalina little known fact jg ballard ghostwrote cars
@catalina they call this "ghostwriting the whip"
@prophet_goddess god damn you
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