compact CRTs with built-in VCRs, truly the greatest treasure of 2001
why am i watching the fast and the furious? no one knows
when i was in high school i tried to teach this guy final cut pro
i thought this was tokyo drift, but it's a 90s high school comedy??
ohhhh i get it this was back when the three strikes law meant you got sent to tokyo after your third conviction
so far this is just '30 year old high schooler tries to race, totals his car, is given a better one' i've never seen a purer example of failing up
this is hands down the fucking weirdest movie i've ever seen
'so if you don't drift to win, what do you drift for?'
'you really want to know?'
[lebowski voice] that creep can drift, man
dwayne the rock johnson is going to do a crime because he's the most swole cop
fast and furious is the powerful anti cop message our children need
everyone keeps asking han when he's going to tokyo and he's like chill out that's when tokyo drift happens i need to live long enough to be in more movies
lmfao F7 finally catches up to tokyo drift in the retconned timeline so lucas black is still supposed to be a high schooler
every car in fast and furious is parked with the keys left in the ignition
'the thing about street fights? the street always wins'
rip paulker waulker
and making her kiss vin diesel, indignity on top of indignity
white dreads charlize theron explaining choice theory 
'it's zombie time' - charlize theron, 2017
it's insanely fucked up that there's no ramsey/cipher fic where ramsey explains to cipher how gross her white dreads are then cuts them off, in a sexy way
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the next two are justin lin so hopefully they'll get better again
@catalina this is obviously just a photo of the rock looking into his newborn baby's eyes! 😍
@catalina actual plot of the jg ballard novel "crash"
@prophet_goddess also the cult pixar film 'cars'
@catalina little known fact jg ballard ghostwrote cars
@catalina they call this "ghostwriting the whip"
@prophet_goddess god damn you
@catalina watching the fast and the furious at 11am is a fucking lifestyle choice and a half
@prophet_goddess im highly productive
@catalina this is what it means to be a 10x engineer
@catalina you watch 10x as much fast and the furious during work hours as any other engineer
@prophet_goddess cassandra its sunday
@catalina it's sunday? ah son of a bitch
@prophet_goddess should i do an early morning stream instead
@catalina that would whip
@catalina ive long loved the institution of the morning show and have wanted to do one for a while but i do not have the sleep schedule of a person who could do that
@prophet_goddess and usually i take about 4 hours to wake up
@catalina this is something only you want
@prophet_goddess yeah because as we've established i'm the only one around here with any taste
lmao they fuckin green screened this
did vincent diesel and dwayne rock johnson have a falling out or something